What Would Rich People Do?

Between Lance Armstrong bracelets and Satan is a Nerd t-shirts, religion is big down here ya'll. BIG. So, in the spirit of when in Rome, I am adding a new feature to my blog: What Would Rich People Do? (A variation on What Would Jesus Do?)

This thought occurred to me when we moved to a more refined area and people did not leave their garbage cans out for 48 hours before putting it away. We were not in Kansas anymore.

First post: I'm quite sure a rich person would not bend at the waist and looking gleefully at his wife to expel 30 seconds of methane.

Rich people don't fart.